The Worst Episodes of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide: Avoid These Disasters!

Hey there, fellow TV show enthusiasts! Remember the good old days of middle school? The stress of fitting in, the pressure of getting good grades, and the constant battle with bullies. Well, if you were a 2000s kid, chances are you lived vicariously through Ned Bigby and his pals Moze and Cookie on ‘Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide’. This iconic show was every kid’s guide to surviving the treacherous jungle that is middle school. But let’s face it, not every episode was a masterpiece. In fact, some were downright cringe-worthy. So, sit back, grab some popcorn, and get ready for a trip down memory lane as we dive into the worst episodes of ‘Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide’.
Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners

Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners

Season 1 – Episode 2

Air Date: 2004-09-19

Bathrooms: Cookie tries to hold using the bathroom but gets stuck in the girls’ room. Moze puts Ned’s name on a bathroom stall, and someone puts kissy lips next to it. Project Partners: Moze must choose a partner for Social Studies. Ned and Cookie’s baby is kidnapped.

Guide to: Detention & Teachers

Guide to: Detention & Teachers

Season 1 – Episode 3

Air Date: 2004-09-26

Teachers: Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney and realizes how to get an A, by doing the work! Moze has a new student teacher in math who she devises a plan with so the class with listen after it has gone crazy. Cookie is distracted by the beautiful Ms. Enstile and tries to control his affection toward her. Detentions: Ned, Cookie and Moze are sent to detention.

Guide to: Seating & Tryouts

Guide to: Seating & Tryouts

Season 1 – Episode 4

Air Date: 2004-10-03

Seating: Ned and Cookie to figure out how to sit at the cool table. Moze changes when she moves to the front of Science class and does so good that the teacher reverses the room, making Moze in back.. Gordy helps Cookie create the ultimate bus bounce. Tryouts: Ned tries to ascend to the basketball team and tries to become taller so he’ll make the team. Moze goes out for volleyball, basketball, track, but must decide between them. With some help from Ned, she decides which is right for her. Cookie tumbles into cheerleading and demands equal rights after being kicked out.

Guide to: Crushes & Dances

Guide to: Crushes & Dances

Season 1 – Episode 5

Air Date: 2004-10-10

Crushes: Ned has a crush on Suzie and Cookie has developed a “perfect match” computer program. Coconut Head follows Moze and she thinks that Coconut head wants to ask her to the dance. Dances: Ned wants to dance with Suzie. But with her getting together and breaking up, will he be able to dance with her? Moze has dance tips of her own while Cookie waits for supermodel Martika after forcing to get her to be his perfect match.

Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling Bees

Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling Bees

Season 1 – Episode 6

Air Date: 2004-10-24

Sick Days: Ned must stay healthy when the flu hits Polk Middle School and he finds out Matt Hoffman is coming to visit. Cookie tries to keep his perfect attendance record in tact with help from Lisa. Moze tries to get sick and miss her speech in Social Studies. Not succeding, Moze must make her speech but finds out it is easier than she thought. Spelling Bee: Cookie is the only one with a chance to beat the dreaded Killer Bees. With an easy spell at the spelling bee, will it be Ned who beats the Killer Bees? Moze copes with sitting by Mr. Gross after spelling a word wrong.

Guide to: Rumors & Photo Day

Guide to: Rumors & Photo Day

Season 1 – Episode 7

Air Date: 2004-11-07

Rumors: Rumors terrorize the group; a rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating, and Cookie and Gordy fight against Mr. Sweeney to see if a rumored “atomic flush” is true, and Ned develops a plan for it. Photo Day: It’s Photo Day at James Polk. Ned gives Moze a crash course on how to take a good picture, and Cookie holds auditions for someone to take his picture for him.

Guide to: Talent Show & School Elections

Guide to: Talent Show & School Elections

Season 1 – Episode 8

Air Date: 2004-11-28

School Elections: Ned doesn’t want to run for class president because it’s a popularity contest. Moze and Cookie think he’d be great. Ned tries to drop out by vandalizing, starting food fights, and that. It comes down to the undecided vote, Coconut Head! Now its a mission to find out who he will vote for. Talent Show: Ned and Cookie create “Talentpalooza” when kids are excluded from the school talent show. Moze must decide which of her many talents would be good for the show. Cookie gets people out of the regular talent show and into “Talentpalooza” which gets the principal mad.

Guide to: Computer Lab & Backpacks

Guide to: Computer Lab & Backpacks

Season 1 – Episode 9

Air Date: 2005-01-02

Computer Lab: Ned and Moze are banned from the computer lab. Cookie learns about life away from technology thanks to Lisa Zemo. Ned and Moze disguise themselves to get back in the lab. Backpack: Ned needs a new backpack after his breaks so he goes to Backpack Boy for help. Moze loses her backpack so she needs to find it before somebody reads her personal diary. Cookie creates the “bodypack” so he doesn’t need a backpack, but it backfires on him due to Loomer.

Guide to: Notes & Best Friends

Guide to: Notes & Best Friends

Season 1 – Episode 10

Air Date: 2005-01-09

Notes: Bitsy has Ned pass a note and Sweeney catches him, now he must pay. He has to write an essay along with everyone else so they plot revenge. Cookie finds joy in forging notes, but danger comes when he leads the teachers to the forgers “domain”. Best Friends: Moze continues her search for a new best friend with a quiz and whoever matches up closely is meant for her. But Moze ends up joining the Huge Crew. The Killer Bees recruit Cookie which puts Ned and Cookie’s friendship to the test. Ned tries to find a new best friend in place of Cookie.

Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym

Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym

Season 1 – Episode 11

Air Date: 2005-02-05

Daydreams: Ned daydreams in Science class. Sweeney challenges the class to answer a riddle before they can go to lunch. Fairly Odd Parents lend Ned a hand, along with super agent Moze and Tech Wizard Cookie. Gym: Moze and Ned spar in martial arts and Ned gets thrown for a loop. So now Ned practices to beat Moze, after being humiliated by being beaten by a girl. Cookie must pass Derga’s gym requirements so he does Seth’s homework in return for Seth to do Cookie’s laps for him.

Guide to: Cheaters & Bullies

Guide to: Cheaters & Bullies

Season 1 – Episode 12

Air Date: 2005-02-12

Cheaters: Ned must decide if he’s going to cheat on a test. Bitsy keeps copying Moze’s work so Moze develops a plan to get Bitsy in trouble. Cookie develops a system for studying and is accused of cheating which leads him to take his test without any tools, proving a point to the teacher. Bullies: Loomer is looking for Ned and Cookie, they decide to make a stand. Moze and Claire start Peer Mediation to help with problems at school The only problem is that they cannot find a teacher worthy of leading Peer Mediation. But when they find him, it is too late to stop Ned and Lumer’s fight?

Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late Bus

Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late Bus

Season 1 – Episode 13

Air Date: 2005-02-19

Emergency Drills:Every time Ned wants to ask Suzie to Chandra Taylor’s party an emergency drill distracts him. Eventually, Ned gets to ask Suzie and she accepts. The only problem is Ned can’t go to the party because he, Cookie, and Moze are trapped in Gordy’s extra supply locker. Late Bus: When bus number 9 breaks down, all the kids are stuck waiting for another bus. Loomer makes a deal with Ned that he won’t bully him for an entire year if Ned helps him get Moze’s attention. Meanwhile, Cookie is leading a “Cookie’s Late Bus After School Tour” in which he shows kids what teachers do after hours. We see Coach Dirga crying over a soap opera, and the worst possible thing ever, a teacher rap group taught by Lil’ Romeo. Also, Moze makes friends with another Jennifer, but finds out it’s her last day. And what we have seen, this may lead to a friendship between Moze and Suzie Crabgrass.

Guide to: The New Semester and Electives

Guide to: The New Semester and Electives

Season 2 – Episode 1

Air Date: 2005-10-01

New Semester: Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass which is on his “new semester list”, but first he enlists Moze’s help to break up Suzie and Loomer. By breaking them up Ned would have Suzie. Meanwhile, Cookie starts the new semester with a new super cool look and becomes a bully. Electives: Ned, Moze and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together and score an easy “A.”

Guide to: Pep Rallies and Lunch

Guide to: Pep Rallies and Lunch

Season 2 – Episode 2

Air Date: 2005-10-08

Pep Rallies: Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie, so he can miss class. Moze struggles to give a peppy speech and Cookie tries to spice it up with his own Super Cookie halftime stunt! Together they realize the true meaning of pep rallies isn’t about cheerleaders and jocks, but it can be about getting you in spirit with normal people. Lunch: Ned tries to stop “One Bite” who’s taking is lunch and eating it in “one bite.” After devising a plan with hot sauce, Ned is sure “One Bite” won’t steal his lunch anymore. Moze wonders why Suzie doesn’t want to sit with her at lunch. Moze tries everything she can possibly think of, yet none of it works. Cookie panics after lunch lady predicts doom.

Guide to: School Clubs and Video Projects

Guide to: School Clubs and Video Projects

Season 2 – Episode 3

Air Date: 2005-10-15

Video Projects – Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. But the ultimate video project is easier said, than done. Moze makes a documentary about Mr. Wright, who’s acting way too cool and not himself. School Clubs – Ned tries to stop Missy’s Popular Club. Ned feels it is taking over the school and that Missy thinks everybody is a nerd. Moze and Suzie compete in every single club to be the best but it backfires and they get kicked out. So they have only one club left to choose from. Which club will they join? Cookie starts his own club, the Archaeology Club which helps Ned get into Missy’s club and bring him all around the school.

Guide to: Notebooks & Math

Guide to: Notebooks & Math

Season 2 – Episode 4

Air Date: 2005-10-22

Notebooks: Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney’s “Golden Notebook.” Moze finds a notebook full of juicy school rumors and Cookie invents the video notebook. Math: Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class, but they soon realize that Ned isn’t doing any work. Moze is faced with the challenge of pre-algebra and Cookie is promoted to 8th grade honors math, but his teacher is crazy.

Guide to: Vice Principals and Mondays

Guide to: Vice Principals and Mondays

Season 2 – Episode 5

Air Date: 2005-11-05

A series of school property destruction incidents leads to the introduction of Vice Principal Crubbs, who suspects Ned, Moze and Cookie. So, the three take the investigation into their own hands, CSI-style. Ned and Moze try to come up with ideas to beat the Monday morning blues; Cookie must help Gordy stay awake on Monday.

Guide to: Your Body and Procrastination

Guide to: Your Body and Procrastination

Season 2 – Episode 6

Air Date: 2005-11-05

Your Body: Moze freaks when she feels she is too tall. After crushing somebody’s project, she really wants to become short. Ned tries to become strong after Coach agreed to Loomer that they’d have a weight lifting competition. Cookie tries to become overprotective so Loomer won’t hurt him. Procrastination: Moze bets Ned that he won’t finish his project on time and the loser has to stand in front of the school as a clown. Cookie creates a machine that will stop his procrastination problems. Moze also needs to learn to clog dance.

Guide to: Gross Biology Dissection & Upper Classmen

Guide to: Gross Biology Dissection & Upper Classmen

Season 2 – Episode 7

Air Date: 2005-11-19

Upperclassmen: Ned offers to give a 5th grader a tour of the school. Moze likes an upperclassman. Gross Biology Dissection: Ned is torn between Moze and Suzie during a biology dissection project.

Guide to: Dares and Bad Habits

Guide to: Dares and Bad Habits

Season 2 – Episode 8

Air Date: 2006-01-14

Classmates dare Ned to ask out Missy; Moze must wear a dress as part of a dare and meets three girls she suspects are robots; Cookie competes with Loomer to be the “King of Dares”. Ned tries to fix his bad habit of saying yes to everyone; Moze tries to fix her habit of trash-talking; Cookie tries to replace his technology hoarding habit with something else.